The Flakes: A Day at the Ranch

Kids say the Darndest Things

April 2012 -

Savy: "I'm scared of police"

Dad: "Why are you scared? They are nice."

Savy: "No they not. One day a police man hit me hard!"

March 2012 -

Savy: "One day a car ran over me and I died, but don't worry, I came back to life!"

September 2011 -

Taelyn: "I have 3 boyfriends ya know."
Mom: "Who are your boyfriends?"

Tae: "Garrett, Justin Beiber, & Uncle Jed oh and sometimes Weston!"

August 2011 -

After getting mad at Savy for something...

Savy: "You mean mom."

Mom: "No, you're mean 'cause you don't obey me."

Savy: "No, you're mean. My daddy's my only lover."

August 2011 -

Savy comes out with a little poop in her underwear...

Savy: "Look mom!"

Mom: "Sav... what did you do?"

Savy: "I didn't do it mom, my bum did!"

February 2011 -

Savy: "Me hold Brox mom?"

Mom: "Not right now."

Savy: "Me wash my hands, my belly not sick!"

January 2011 -

Taelyn: "Thanks Savy for my Hannah Montana pack-pack"

Savy: "Love you Tae Tae"

Taelyn: "Lets bare our testimonies"

Together: "I love my sister, I love heavenly father, I love Jesus."

October 2010 -

A muslim lady walks into the store with her head wrap on...

Taelyn: "Look mom! It's Mary, Jesus' mom!"

August 2010 -
Taelyn: "Where is daddy?"
Mom: "He had to go to work."
Taelyn: "Why? We already went to Disneyland."
Mom: "Well there are more things we have to pay for."
Taelyn: "Oh, like Disneyland again?!"

July 2010 -
Dora (on t.v.): "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Taelyn: "I just want to be lots of girl things!"
Mom: "Like what "girl things" Tae?"
Taelyn: "I want to be a cheerleader, dancer, piano player, and singer. But not do any boy things!"

July 2010 -
After grandma gave Taelyn a treat...
Mom: "Grandma Bennett is so nice."
Taelyn: "Yeah, my grandma loves me. She gives me ever what I want."

July 2010 -
Taelyn was whinning in the car...
Mom: "Tae stop acting like this. I raised you better than that!"
Taelyn: "Uh Uh mom... You don't raise berry good."

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